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imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

(via egberts)

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

(via thundercrumbs)

religiousmom:

that “suicidal people are just angels wanting to go home” post makes me so angry no stop acting like suicide is a tragically beautiful phenomena its a terrible and awful and painful and disturbing mental condition that ruins peoples lives every day  so just shut up while i wipe my ass with that shit post

(via iwillgetthinn)

pr1nceshawn:

How To Deal With Awkward Situations…

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easilyhumored:

but mom, yodeling is my passion

(Source: easilyhumored, via angrynerdyblogger)

zumbah:

celeryludenberg:

zumbah:

im going to p

ractice my cooking.  i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes.  that’s 1000 eggs a minute.  that’s 16.666666 eggs a second.  i need to be fast.  so fast you cant even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg.  i hope the world is ready

WHAT THE UFCK

(Source: zumbah, via colliding-with-skies)

academically:

when your day turns out unexpectedly well

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8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(Source: rialxoan, via pizza)

near-quaad:

near-quaad:

if u reblog this u will get a drawing based on ur url (or shoot me an ask of what u want me to draw)

ex.image

okay go

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r u sold yet?

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pls reblog now thank

i cant do it if u dont have ur submit open

(via i-live-near-hobbiton)

mydogsnokes:

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

(via weedjoke420)

fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

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