in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
that “suicidal people are just angels wanting to go home” post makes me so angry no stop acting like suicide is a tragically beautiful phenomena its a terrible and awful and painful and disturbing mental condition that ruins peoples lives every day so just shut up while i wipe my ass with that shit post
How To Deal With Awkward Situations…
im going to p
ractice my cooking. i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. that’s 1000 eggs a minute. that’s 16.666666 eggs a second. i need to be fast. so fast you cant even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg. i hope the world is ready
WHAT THE UFCK
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
if u reblog this u will get a drawing based on ur url (or shoot me an ask of what u want me to draw)
r u sold yet?
pls reblog now thank
i cant do it if u dont have ur submit open
if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up
Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!
I used to think that this was an exaggeration
I was wrong